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February 2016

Film Critic Batman reviews Star Wars: The Force Awakens


I’m BATMAN! And I am HERE to review a MOVIE that is getting A LOT of hype and PRAISE! It is called The Force AWAKENS and it is the SEVENTH movie in the STAR WARS franchise… like the never-ending war I FACE with this city’s underbelly, a constant BATTLE for light in a CHAOTIC world that TRAMPLES on the good, but we will PERSEVERE against the DARKNESS, and show that this is a city worth… What was I talking about…?

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