There was no set response required, and the result was quite astounding
After her landslide victory in California, Hillary Clinton can finally brush the thoroughly-bombed ashes of Bernie Sanders under the rug of public apathy, along with thousands of deleted emails, failed bombings in Libya, and other international chicanery forming a sizeable pile down there.
SACRAMENTO, CA — Lead sociologists at the University of Sacramento have uncovered disturbing evidence in the ongoing battle against status quo.
BOSTON, MA — Reiterating her emotional solitude and love for brandless red wine, Katherine O’Brian told the internet sphere her weekend plans to sit alone with her cat and drink her ten dollar Cabernet Sauvignon from Trader Joe’s, reports confirm.
The mediasphere is reeling after hearing the news that beloved author and necromancer J.K. Rowling was releasing a not-asked-for sequel to the now-octilogy, Harry Potter.
Harvard, MA – Leading researchers at Harvard's Biochemistry department have discovered a groundbreaking connection in the continued battle against cancer. “We looked long and hard at the data, and have found that the more people click on sensational headlines and links, especially those on Facebook, the more likely they are to get ass cancer and die. The P-value equals 1,” says disembodied voice in a white overcoat.