In a surprise that shocked the theatre community at Claremont High, washed out acting teacher Ms. Crowley landed the lead role in the school’s upcoming production of Billy Elliot, continuing her record of starring in every school play for the past 9 years.
Last Saturday, local dog walker Corki Corninghan was overheard speaking about her disdain for the investment banking industry in what was described as the most abstract conversation in recent history.
“Voters want to know a candidate is tuned into the issues uniquely important to them. And nothing says I know North Carolina more than taking the form of a pulled pork sandwich.”
With figures such as Black Widow and Agent Maria Hill largely unavailable, Timmy's play time with the Avengers includes only handsome, muscular, and idealistic hunks whose rough exteriors simply melt under Timmy's soft touch.
Residents in small rural counties across California have been struggling for years to get clean water to drink, but none of that seems to matter to Jake Farmer, who lives 1,500 miles in a different state.
CLARKE, AL – A case of the classic mix-up occurred in rural Alabama when the Barnum family noticed daughter Alice continually bolting upright in bed at 3 a.m., screaming hysterically and intermittently reciting incantations in an unidentifiable tongue.
Local priest Gerard Hopkins was recently quoted telling his congregation that he was, “bewildered as to why everyone has such a hard time with the whole abstinence thing.”