What better way is there to stimulate your child's creativity and curiosity than by recreating the Wells Fargo fraud in origami, and having them wonder how the heck a company can be so god damn fucked up?
Microsoft is ecstatic their search engine has suddenly become relevant. They've received encouraging messages from users that Bing "still kinda sucks" and "makes me want to rake out my eyes with a dirty fork" which is a vast improvement over previous feedback.
The entire workforce will actually be composed of interns who, while working for just about nothing, will gain valuable experience about business from the industry giant.
Ron calmly told the press that “… sometimes the right thing to do doesn’t seem like the right thing to do at first,” at which point someone shouted “that idea sucks!” and was subsequently removed from the press conference.
Last Saturday, local dog walker Corki Corninghan was overheard speaking about her disdain for the investment banking industry in what was described as the most abstract conversation in recent history.
Bakersville, CA – Through a series of unexpected events, John Wilkes Booth High School has found their new Principal in Jorge Rivera II.