Last Saturday, local dog walker Corki Corninghan was overheard speaking about her disdain for the investment banking industry in what was described as the most abstract conversation in recent history.
Residents in small rural counties across California have been struggling for years to get clean water to drink, but none of that seems to matter to Jake Farmer, who lives 1,500 miles in a different state.
Bakersville, CA – Through a series of unexpected events, John Wilkes Booth High School has found their new Principal in Jorge Rivera II.
CLARKE, AL – A case of the classic mix-up occurred in rural Alabama when the Barnum family noticed daughter Alice continually bolting upright in bed at 3 a.m., screaming hysterically and intermittently reciting incantations in an unidentifiable tongue.
Local priest Gerard Hopkins was recently quoted telling his congregation that he was, “bewildered as to why everyone has such a hard time with the whole abstinence thing.”
BOSTON, MA — Reiterating her emotional solitude and love for brandless red wine, Katherine O’Brian told the internet sphere her weekend plans to sit alone with her cat and drink her ten dollar Cabernet Sauvignon from Trader Joe’s, reports confirm.
Michael Jerkface, JV cross country captain and all around jerkface, spent the past two weeks not downloading any of the LAN games before the LAN.