School officials have lauded the decision as a long needed change.
Harvard, MA – Leading researchers at Harvard's Biochemistry department have discovered a groundbreaking connection in the continued battle against cancer. “We looked long and hard at the data, and have found that the more people click on sensational headlines and links, especially those on Facebook, the more likely they are to get ass cancer and die. The P-value equals 1,” says disembodied voice in a white overcoat.
Following the catastrophe at Area Hospital’s Halloween party last month, health care providers across the nation have adopted bans on grim reaper costumes during holiday parties.