City School Board Approves 3% Increase in Appreciation for 2016-17 Year
Board member Skip Farnsworth devised the language of the bill after reading an article on his nephew’s Facebook feed.
Board member Skip Farnsworth devised the language of the bill after reading an article on his nephew’s Facebook feed.
After her landslide victory in California, Hillary Clinton can finally brush the thoroughly-bombed ashes of Bernie Sanders under the rug of public apathy, along with thousands of deleted emails, failed bombings in Libya, and other international chicanery forming a sizeable pile down there.
“Based on our research, he only made a few posters and was really only asking his friends to tell people to vote for him.”
As if we needed another reason to get her out of Congress, Senator Erin Kim did the unthinkable last week when she endorsed an initiative that aligned with her primary constituents’
Adorable. After 10 years of living and loving together these high school sweethearts have decided to take the next step in their relationship and sew their bodies together!
Wow, big surprise – the corporate elite running the news and your life declared Hillary Clinton the victor of the Democratic nomination last week, after doing so for the past year.
An Orange Stripe I-Team investigation has revealed area man Marc Bronson is slowly rotting away the fabric of society by not washing his bed sheets.
In a surprise that shocked the theatre community at Claremont High, washed out acting teacher Ms. Crowley landed the lead role in the school’s upcoming production of Billy Elliot, continuing her record of starring in every school play for the past 9 years.
When forced into “literally, like a life or death situation,” it turns out 26 year old bullshitter/blogger Kelly Trexler ‘CAN even.’
I’m BATMAN! And I WANNA talk ABOUT this new MOVIE that JUST came OUT, and IT’s called CapTAIN America: CIVIL War!