Introducing Trump Scandals: The Boardgame!
Join your favorite characters from the Trump Administration in determining what felony was committed where in this thrilling whodunnit!
Continue ReadingJoin your favorite characters from the Trump Administration in determining what felony was committed where in this thrilling whodunnit!
Continue ReadingWhat better way is there to stimulate your child's creativity and curiosity than by recreating the Wells Fargo fraud in origami, and having them wonder how the heck a company can be so god damn fucked up?
Continue ReadingNorman Rockwell = panty dropper.
Continue ReadingNow you can continue the excitement of poetry outside the page with these highly detailed Sylvia Plath action figures! Plath was a Pulitzer Prize winning poet and fiction writer whose work dealing with mental illness, suicide, and the female experience left a lasting impression on American life and literature.
Continue Reading"I didn't know such a question was possible," reflected Josh.
Continue ReadingOrange stripe would like to remind you that Mario saved the world in leather shoes. Not sneakers. Leather shoes. What have you done with your life so far?
Continue ReadingAfter a successful test pilot of soundproof crying rooms, HR has decided to roll out soundproofing to all crying rooms in the company’s North American offices.
Continue ReadingWhat better way is there to raise awareness of building strong passwords than by recreating someone’s feet? For these social activist artists, the answer is “nothing.”
Continue ReadingMicrosoft is ecstatic their search engine has suddenly become relevant. They've received encouraging messages from users that Bing "still kinda sucks" and "makes me want to rake out my eyes with a dirty fork" which is a vast improvement over previous feedback.
Continue ReadingIt's commonly believed that stamps were invented by Benjamin Franklin, the first postmaster general, because he loved mice and wanted them to have little paintings to furnish their homes with.
Continue ReadingBoard member Skip Farnsworth devised the language of the bill after reading an article on his nephew’s Facebook feed.
After her landslide victory in California, Hillary Clinton can finally brush the thoroughly-bombed ashes of Bernie Sanders under the rug of public apathy, along with thousands of deleted emails, failed bombings in Libya, and other international chicanery forming a sizeable pile down there.
“Based on our research, he only made a few posters and was really only asking his friends to tell people to vote for him.”
As if we needed another reason to get her out of Congress, Senator Erin Kim did the unthinkable last week when she endorsed an initiative that aligned with her primary constituents’
Adorable. After 10 years of living and loving together these high school sweethearts have decided to take the next step in their relationship and sew their bodies together!
Wow, big surprise – the corporate elite running the news and your life declared Hillary Clinton the victor of the Democratic nomination last week, after doing so for the past year.
An Orange Stripe I-Team investigation has revealed area man Marc Bronson is slowly rotting away the fabric of society by not washing his bed sheets.
In a surprise that shocked the theatre community at Claremont High, washed out acting teacher Ms. Crowley landed the lead role in the school’s upcoming production of Billy Elliot, continuing her record of starring in every school play for the past 9 years.
When forced into “literally, like a life or death situation,” it turns out 26 year old bullshitter/blogger Kelly Trexler ‘CAN even.’
I’m BATMAN! And I WANNA talk ABOUT this new MOVIE that JUST came OUT, and IT’s called CapTAIN America: CIVIL War!