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Clinton Family Adds Bernie Sanders To Long List Of Victims Successfully Brushed Under Rug

July 11, 2016
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After her landslide victory in California, Hillary Clinton can finally brush the thoroughly-bombed ashes of Bernie Sanders under the rug of public apathy, along with thousands of deleted emails, failed bombings in Libya, and other international chicanery forming a sizeable pile down there.

Corporate Media writes off Sanders when Clinton could still have stroke or something and lose all super delegates

June 13, 2016
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Wow, big surprise – the corporate elite running the news and your life declared Hillary Clinton the victor of the Democratic nomination last week, after doing so for the past year.

Theatre teacher cast self as lead in 29th consecutive school play

May 30, 2016
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In a surprise that shocked the theatre community at Claremont High, washed out acting teacher Ms. Crowley landed the lead role in the school’s upcoming production of Billy Elliot, continuing her record of starring in every school play for the past 9 years.