Introducing Trump Scandals: The Boardgame!
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Controversy has erupted over the republication of Adolf Hitler’s autobiography, Mein Kampf , since the copyright expired this year. Opponents of the reprint outlined multiple reasons why the book shouldn’t be available but these fears are misguided as they are primarily built upon the belief that people actually read books.
I’M BATMAN! And there is this new movie called DEADPOOL! POOL, as in the stinky pool of muck that the slime of this city crawl out of to spread their terror and spite for the common man, letting their stench and total disregard for civilization and for human life follow wherever they go, and DEAD as in BOTH MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!
The mediasphere is reeling after hearing the news that beloved author and necromancer J.K. Rowling was releasing a not-asked-for sequel to the now-octilogy, Harry Potter.
In a Gallup poll of housebound dogs aged 2 to 18, humans have been ranked “#1 thing” in the categories of affability and trustworthiness, narrowly surpassing “chew toys” and “other dogs” to claim the top spot.
Michael Jerkface, JV cross country captain and all around jerkface, spent the past two weeks not downloading any of the LAN games before the LAN.
Researchers at the American Anthropological Association have been observing the effects of superhero movies on different cultures around the world, particularly in how easy they make it seem to topple oppressive, totalitarian regimes.
A Friday night LAN party took a turn for worse when sophomore Michael Jerkface forgot to bring a mouse to the gathering, again.
I’m BATMAN! And I am HERE to review a MOVIE that is getting A LOT of hype and PRAISE! It is called The Force AWAKENS and it is the SEVENTH movie in the STAR WARS franchise… like the never-ending war I FACE with this city’s underbelly, a constant BATTLE for light in a CHAOTIC world that TRAMPLES on the good, but we will PERSEVERE against the DARKNESS, and show that this is a city worth… What was I talking about…?
If you’ve tuned into the radio at all this year you’ve likely heard the break out hit of this 3 month old potato.
