Grim Reaper costume banned from all future hospital Halloween parties

November 30, 2015
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Following the catastrophe at Area Hospital’s Halloween party last month, health care providers across the nation have adopted bans on grim reaper costumes during holiday parties. This joins the growing number of costumes discouraged from hospital functions, including:

Ebola
Measles
Gunter Spreckels, the magical man who steal hospital beds
CNN’s coverage of Ebola
A comfortable waiting room for friends and family
A comfortable patient room for friends and family
Sexy Nurse (sleep deprived nurses in the 10th hour of their shift, however, are welcome)
A lively cafeteria (cafeterias that are curiously always vacant are welcome)
Surgeon (unless actual surgeon)

Wow, make sure not to wear any of these next year because that would be literally THE WORST!

grim reaper