Mr. Mittens A Friday night LAN party took a turn for worse when sophomore Michael Jerkface forgot to bring a mouse to the gathering, again. Sources reported the doofus has come to 3 LANs now and still hasn’t shelled out $4 for a mouse.
After a pitiful performance in League of Legends, Michael spent 2 games in Counter Strike stuck aiming at the floor while the “Switch Weapons” and “Move Forward” commands were mapped to the same button.
We will be monitoring this story for any new developments.
