Science Alert: There’s a bird called the bearded tit (NSFW)

Dear Reader,
There’s a bird called the bearded tit. Even more amazing, a group of them are known as bearded tits. As a result we’ve compiled photos and illustrations of various bearded tits from around the world. Enjoy.

Panurus biarmicus aka The Original Bearded Tit.
_{By Pellinger Attila at Hungarian Wikipedia (Transferred from hu.wikipedia to Commons.) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons (Photo file size/image quality reduced. Original photo here)}

 

Bearded tit, side view from behind.

A bearded tit feeds her culturally diverse set of children, aka itty bitty bearded titties.

Lumberjack Bearded Titty Rack, aka One of my Parents was a Baboon.
Courtesy of kmashenkazz.

A bearded tit forages in the woods.

_{By Kaeptn chemnitz (Own work) [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons. (Photo file size/image quality reduced. Original photo here)}

 

“Cool Tits”

A nice pair of tits.

_{John Gerrard Keulemans [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons.(Photo file size/image quality reduced. Original photo here)}

 

“If a bird has a beard on his tits he’s probably on some next level hipster shit.”
Courtesy of kmashenkazz.