“Voters want to know a candidate is tuned into the issues uniquely important to them. And nothing says I know North Carolina more than taking the form of a pulled pork sandwich.”
I’m BATMAN!! And my new movie, BATMAN v. SuperMAN: Dawn of JUSTICE is great!! Who ISN’T pumped for ME to do BATTLE with the MAN OF STEEL for over 2 HOURS of quality MOVIE-MAKING!?!
Residents in small rural counties across California have been struggling for years to get clean water to drink, but none of that seems to matter to Jake Farmer, who lives 1,500 miles in a different state.
Bakersville, CA – Through a series of unexpected events, John Wilkes Booth High School has found their new Principal in Jorge Rivera II.
CLARKE, AL – A case of the classic mix-up occurred in rural Alabama when the Barnum family noticed daughter Alice continually bolting upright in bed at 3 a.m., screaming hysterically and intermittently reciting incantations in an unidentifiable tongue.
SACRAMENTO, CA — Lead sociologists at the University of Sacramento have uncovered disturbing evidence in the ongoing battle against status quo.
Local priest Gerard Hopkins was recently quoted telling his congregation that he was, “bewildered as to why everyone has such a hard time with the whole abstinence thing.”
