December | 2015 | orange-stripe

Gun range spree shooting leaves 0 dead

A shooting at a gun range shakes America to its core.

When my girlfriend’s bathroom fan broke, she did the best thing ever

What a fun activity arising from this terrible crisis.

Movie Review: Santa Claus Conquers ISIS

Besides Star Wars: The Force Awakens, the big treat for moviegoers this Christmas is the new movie Santa Claus Conquers ISIS. In a strange, but ultimately bold move, Disney let director Kathryn Bigelow and screenwriter Mark Boal, the Academy Award-winning team best known for films like The Hurt Locker and Zero Dark Thirty, take the reins of their much beloved Santa Clause franchise.

Greg brings crackers to holiday cookie exchange

Damn it, Greg. Damn it to Hell.

Hero award given to man who hasn’t worn cologne to work in 12 years

On December 18th Orange Stripe hosted its first annual Hero Awards ceremony and presented this year's prestigious Person of the Year Award to Justin Fram, a legal aide who in the past 12 years has never worn cologne in the office.

New reality series films man as he browses Amazon without buying anything

Unlike the trash produced today with complex plot lines, inconsistent round characters, and vast networks of interpersonal relationships, Amazon Man streamlines its episodes by using 12 minutes of footage and stretching it to an hour

Millennial Debates Deleting Facebook Account

Ryan Reynolds, 23, is purportedly amidst some deep and existential questions regarding himself, his future, and his Facebook account.

Supply closet renovated into clusterf**k

We are professionals at a world class organization where we are literally the leader across multiple industries in regards to operational procedures and organizational structure. Unfortunately these plaudits are useless when it comes to placing paper clips into a bin marked Paper Clips.