Mr. Mittens Purcellville, VA. In a story that will warm your heart, three siblings from Virginia have decided to stop fighting over who has to use the broken GameCube controller.
“Typically we make Mark use it since he’s the youngest,” said older sister Courtney. “But since it’s the holidays, we decided to take turns.”
It seemed to be a solution that everyone was happy with. “I’m glad I don’t have to use it anymore,” said Mark. “I think the real reason they’re changing this though is because I keep beating them at everything. Like, it’s pretty embarassing when I obliterate them in Mario Kart Double Dash on Baby Park when my control stick doesn’t turn right. Have you ever played Baby Park? It’s literally a giant right turn. Now they can blame it on their controller being broken and that’s something we can all feel good about.”
