Introducing Trump Scandals: The Boardgame!
Join your favorite characters from the Trump Administration in determining what felony was committed where in this thrilling whodunnit!
Groups liberals can blame for the election
Feel free to review the list and assign blame to whichever groups most conveniently align with your prior beliefs.
Chris Christie: A Star Wars Hero
How do you begin to describe a man like Christie? Most people will say he’s an attentive lover but rarely do we talk about him outside of the two weeks we spent with him in Cabo.
Orange Stripe salutes Hollister’s fearless support of jeans, freedom
It’s not easy for a company to take a stand on an issue as divisive as jeans, especially since jeans have only been popular for about six decades
LEAKED MEMO: NATIONAL SECURITY TEAM DECIDES NOT TO TELL PRESIDENT-ELECT TRUMP ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL LIFE
Then he'll make fun of the aliens ... [and] say how much more impressive his human genitalia is than their strange alien genitalia.
Chris Christie writes Santa, asks for sweet Cabinet position
"I'm pretty open to any position as long as it doesn't suck, like Secretary of Housing and Urban Development."
American people summon Balmut the Destroyer
It has been foretold for generations that he will drain the swamp of Washington's establishment Republicans and Democrats, then utterly level the city.
Area man disgusted by how few motorcyclists look like Power Rangers
To turn our backs on the rangers is to forget their sacrifice and what made America great to begin with
Disgusting: Candidate’s website only shows his side of the story
Transparency, integrity, free of bias – if none of these come to mind when looking at Donald Trump’s website then you’re not alone.
Guantanamo Bay loses fraternity charter
The Guantanamo Bay detention center recently lost its fraternity charter after more than a decade of revelations that it has been abusing members during the pledge process.
