As if we needed another reason to get her out of Congress, Senator Erin Kim did the unthinkable last week when she endorsed an initiative that aligned with her primary constituents’
Adorable. After 10 years of living and loving together these high school sweethearts have decided to take the next step in their relationship and sew their bodies together!
Wow, big surprise – the corporate elite running the news and your life declared Hillary Clinton the victor of the Democratic nomination last week, after doing so for the past year.
An Orange Stripe I-Team investigation has revealed area man Marc Bronson is slowly rotting away the fabric of society by not washing his bed sheets.
