Mr. Mittens Wow, big surprise – the corporate elite running the news and your life declared Hillary Clinton the victor of the Democratic nomination last week, after doing so for the past year. This decision, however, blatantly ignores the possibility of Clinton losing all of her super delegates in the event she has a heart attack or stroke or something and is left incapacitated indefinitely.
What’s the possibility of Bernie having a stroke? Infinitesimal!
Bernie’s like your little brother or the Cross Country team captain – he runs everywhere! There’s no way his cholesterol could be out of control. On the other hand, the only time Hillary runs is when it’s for political office or from responsibility!
