Uses for googly eyes, part 2
If you're stripping tonight but ran out of glitter during your last performance, googly eyes make for a perfect substitute.
Megan’s cookie dough not making it to oven
Security footage obtained by Orange Stripe revealed local knitting entrepreneur, Megan G., purchased a half gallon tub of Toll House cookie dough which everyone except her could predict would be gone by the end of the hour.
Metro to be renamed Rainbow Road
The name was inspired by the famous Mario Kart track Rainbow Road which gamers around the world have described as "a complete and total clusterfuck."
Top 5 things to do in Purcellville, VA
Orange Stripe has rounded up the best things you can do in this small VA town. 1) Leave Purcellville Never underestimate how bad of a time you can have here.
Groups liberals can blame for the election
Feel free to review the list and assign blame to whichever groups most conveniently align with your prior beliefs.
