Michael loses PlayStation privileges after asking where square button is
"I didn't know such a question was possible," reflected Josh.
Michael’s computer makes games look like they came out in 1996
When the computer finally booted up Michael began playing Rocket League with graphics that looked like they were from a pre-Fast and Furious world.
Michael’s microphone on mute throughout game
During a lengthy marathon of the online tactical shooter Counter Strike, teammates discovered Michael‘s microphone was on mute throughout the majority of play.
Michael doesn’t download games before coming to LAN
Michael Jerkface, JV cross country captain and all around jerkface, spent the past two weeks not downloading any of the LAN games before the LAN.
Michael doesn’t bring mouse to LAN party
A Friday night LAN party took a turn for worse when sophomore Michael Jerkface forgot to bring a mouse to the gathering, again.
