Michael Jerkface, JV cross country captain and all around jerkface, spent the past two weeks not downloading any of the LAN games before the LAN. In typical Michael fashion he ignored all texts about the LAN and even uninstalled StarCraft which he downloaded at the last LAN. According to him he did this because “needed more speed for his Internet.”
Michael was last reported to be sitting on the carpet until chosen to sit at the big boy table.