BOSTON, MA — Reiterating her emotional solitude and love for brandless red wine, Katherine O’Brian told the internet sphere her weekend plans to sit alone with her cat and drink her ten dollar Cabernet Sauvignon from Trader Joe’s, reports confirm. Her Facebook status soon hit 100 likes, finally capping out six hours later at 183.
One friend notes: “Katherine’s statuses are always on-point. I mean red wine? Hell yeah. Spiritual turpitude? You know it. This shit’s got everything. Maybe if I like enough of her statuses she’ll consider sleeping with me.”
The comments section was filled to the brim with approval, with several posts reading YAAAAAAS GURL WORK and several others, gorgeous!! lets hang out.
Katherine was not available for comment, but was last seen with a large group of friends all telling her how special she was.
(Photo by CCBee)