Poll: Fuck (I) Surges As Hillary (D) And Trump (R) Fall Behind
There was no set response required, and the result was quite astounding
Clinton Family Adds Bernie Sanders To Long List Of Victims Successfully Brushed Under Rug
After her landslide victory in California, Hillary Clinton can finally brush the thoroughly-bombed ashes of Bernie Sanders under the rug of public apathy, along with thousands of deleted emails, failed bombings in Libya, and other international chicanery forming a sizeable pile down there.
Collage of Stickers on Macbook Unconvincing Disguise for Shitty Personality, Report Confirms
SACRAMENTO, CA — Lead sociologists at the University of Sacramento have uncovered disturbing evidence in the ongoing battle against status quo.
20-Something Female Posts Hilarious Comment About Wine And Being Alone, Agree 183 Friends
BOSTON, MA — Reiterating her emotional solitude and love for brandless red wine, Katherine O’Brian told the internet sphere her weekend plans to sit alone with her cat and drink her ten dollar Cabernet Sauvignon from Trader Joe’s, reports confirm.
21-to-30-Year-Olds Rejoice Release Of 8th Children’s Book
The mediasphere is reeling after hearing the news that beloved author and necromancer J.K. Rowling was releasing a not-asked-for sequel to the now-octilogy, Harry Potter.
New Harvard Study Finds Link Between Cancer And Compulsion To Click Bullshit Headlines
Harvard, MA – Leading researchers at Harvard's Biochemistry department have discovered a groundbreaking connection in the continued battle against cancer. “We looked long and hard at the data, and have found that the more people click on sensational headlines and links, especially those on Facebook, the more likely they are to get ass cancer and die. The P-value equals 1,” says disembodied voice in a white overcoat.
Gun range spree shooting leaves 0 dead
A shooting at a gun range shakes America to its core.
Millennial Debates Deleting Facebook Account
Ryan Reynolds, 23, is purportedly amidst some deep and existential questions regarding himself, his future, and his Facebook account.
Million-Man March Attended Only By 999,999
The residents in and around DC made a mediocre public display on November 10th, attempting but ultimately failing to bring any attention to remnant racism in the United States.
