Girl who knows nothing about investment banking, hates investment banking.

May 9, 2016
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Last Saturday, local dog walker Corki Corninghan was overheard speaking about her disdain for the investment banking industry in what was described as the most abstract conversation in recent history. She began talking about how much investment bankers have been ruining this country with their tight suits, nice office buildings, and handshakes inside glass conference rooms. Corki, while very knowledgeable about stock photography associated with the words “business” and “corporation”, admitted there were probably a few parts in the industry she wasn’t familiar with, but she added, “they’re probably up to no good either.”

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(Photo by CCBee)