Then he'll make fun of the aliens ... [and] say how much more impressive his human genitalia is than their strange alien genitalia.
In times of distress, crowds form near 10 Downing Street in downtown London, the official residence of the British Prime Minister and the headquarters of Her Majesty’s Government.
I’m BATMAN! And I WANNA talk ABOUT this new MOVIE that JUST came OUT, and IT’s called CapTAIN America: CIVIL War!
I’m BATMAN!! And my new movie, BATMAN v. SuperMAN: Dawn of JUSTICE is great!! Who ISN’T pumped for ME to do BATTLE with the MAN OF STEEL for over 2 HOURS of quality MOVIE-MAKING!?!
I’M BATMAN! And there is this new movie called DEADPOOL! POOL, as in the stinky pool of muck that the slime of this city crawl out of to spread their terror and spite for the common man, letting their stench and total disregard for civilization and for human life follow wherever they go, and DEAD as in BOTH MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!
I’m BATMAN! And I am HERE to review a MOVIE that is getting A LOT of hype and PRAISE! It is called The Force AWAKENS and it is the SEVENTH movie in the STAR WARS franchise… like the never-ending war I FACE with this city’s underbelly, a constant BATTLE for light in a CHAOTIC world that TRAMPLES on the good, but we will PERSEVERE against the DARKNESS, and show that this is a city worth… What was I talking about…?
Besides Star Wars: The Force Awakens, the big treat for moviegoers this Christmas is the new movie Santa Claus Conquers ISIS. In a strange, but ultimately bold move, Disney let director Kathryn Bigelow and screenwriter Mark Boal, the Academy Award-winning team best known for films like The Hurt Locker and Zero Dark Thirty, take the reins of their much beloved Santa Clause franchise.
In this movie, James BOND goes on a CAR chase through DOWNTOWN Rome.
