Will Mann

Film Critic Batman reviews Star Wars: The Force Awakens


I’m BATMAN! And I am HERE to review a MOVIE that is getting A LOT of hype and PRAISE! It is called The Force AWAKENS and it is the SEVENTH movie in the STAR WARS franchise… like the never-ending war I FACE with this city’s underbelly, a constant BATTLE for light in a CHAOTIC world that TRAMPLES on the good, but we will PERSEVERE against the DARKNESS, and show that this is a city worth… What was I talking about…?

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Movie Review: Santa Claus Conquers ISIS


Besides Star Wars: The Force Awakens, the big treat for moviegoers this Christmas is the new movie Santa Claus Conquers ISIS. In a strange, but ultimately bold move, Disney let director Kathryn Bigelow and screenwriter Mark Boal, the Academy Award-winning team best known for films like The Hurt Locker and Zero Dark Thirty, take the reins of their much beloved Santa Clause franchise.

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