Million-Man March Attended Only By 999,999
The residents in and around DC made a mediocre public display on November 10th, attempting but ultimately failing to bring any attention to remnant racism in the United States.
This guy had the greatest response to what he would be doing over the weekend
It’s a weekly ritual were all used to: discussing weekend plans with colleagues to see who can make up the most exciting story about their days off.
Man on train does not want to get to where he’s going
Around 7:42 a.m a man was seen on the Red Line train at Metro Center traveling to what appeared to be his own personal oblivion.
University unveils bold, new advertising strategy
The Public Relations Office at Area University has hardly had a quiet moment this summer. Since late May they have been working around the clock on a rebranding project for the university’s image, primarily focusing on the institution’s advertising strategy.
Gluten uproar in the Vatican
Abigail “Fire Star” Collinsworth, 26, a San Franciscan native, has brought a civil petition with over 52,000 signatures to the holy city.
Shannon’s boil begins seasonal migration
Colleagues working the Saturday morning shift at Smoothie Palace have confirmed movements of Shannon's boil down the nape of her neck, to just above her shoulder.
Girl assigns dog poop to boss’ caller ID photo
"Honestly," she said, "it's been the best investment in my quality of life all month."
Man becomes CEO after reading LinkedIn article
Billionaire Dwayne Herrity didn't start at the top. Like Dell, Amazon, and countless other success stories he started from humble beginnings in a McDonald's bathroom around 2 am waking up in a coat that wasn't his, with a phone in the pocket that wasn't his, covered in vomit he was pretty sure was his own.
Armpits not source of smell
An Area Man on the Blue Line train to Largo Town Center confirmed last Friday that the smell around him did not in fact come from his armpits.
