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Bernie Sanders to journey to Tree of Life, water with last unicorn tear

March 14, 2016
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Vermont senator and former presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has recently suspended his presidential campaign to take on a burden he believes no other living person is fit to address: preserving the Tree of Life for the next thousand years by watering it with the last unicorn tear.

20-Something Female Posts Hilarious Comment About Wine And Being Alone, Agree 183 Friends

March 10, 2016
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BOSTON, MA — Reiterating her emotional solitude and love for brandless red wine, Katherine O’Brian told the internet sphere her weekend plans to sit alone with her cat and drink her ten dollar Cabernet Sauvignon from Trader Joe’s, reports confirm.