Introducing Trump Scandals: The Boardgame!
Join your favorite characters from the Trump Administration in determining what felony was committed where in this thrilling whodunnit!
Continue ReadingJoin your favorite characters from the Trump Administration in determining what felony was committed where in this thrilling whodunnit!
Continue ReadingWhat better way is there to stimulate your child's creativity and curiosity than by recreating the Wells Fargo fraud in origami, and having them wonder how the heck a company can be so god damn fucked up?
Continue ReadingNorman Rockwell = panty dropper.
Continue ReadingNow you can continue the excitement of poetry outside the page with these highly detailed Sylvia Plath action figures! Plath was a Pulitzer Prize winning poet and fiction writer whose work dealing with mental illness, suicide, and the female experience left a lasting impression on American life and literature.
Continue Reading"I didn't know such a question was possible," reflected Josh.
Continue ReadingOrange stripe would like to remind you that Mario saved the world in leather shoes. Not sneakers. Leather shoes. What have you done with your life so far?
Continue ReadingAfter a successful test pilot of soundproof crying rooms, HR has decided to roll out soundproofing to all crying rooms in the company’s North American offices.
Continue ReadingWhat better way is there to raise awareness of building strong passwords than by recreating someone’s feet? For these social activist artists, the answer is “nothing.”
Continue ReadingMicrosoft is ecstatic their search engine has suddenly become relevant. They've received encouraging messages from users that Bing "still kinda sucks" and "makes me want to rake out my eyes with a dirty fork" which is a vast improvement over previous feedback.
Continue ReadingIt's commonly believed that stamps were invented by Benjamin Franklin, the first postmaster general, because he loved mice and wanted them to have little paintings to furnish their homes with.
Continue ReadingBelgian-based brewing corporation Anheuser-Busch InBev kicked off it’s most patriotic year ever by announcing that all Budweiser cans will be renamed “America”
Last Saturday, local dog walker Corki Corninghan was overheard speaking about her disdain for the investment banking industry in what was described as the most abstract conversation in recent history.
It came as a total shock to Dobbs who wondered why anyone would want to live with Spider-Man. "All Spider-Man does is come over when he's drunk and practice Taekwon-Do against the sofa"
A new report found that Hawkeye toys are still largely available while all of the other Avengers toys have been sold out for weeks.
“Voters want to know a candidate is tuned into the issues uniquely important to them. And nothing says I know North Carolina more than taking the form of a pulled pork sandwich.”
I’m BATMAN!! And my new movie, BATMAN v. SuperMAN: Dawn of JUSTICE is great!! Who ISN’T pumped for ME to do BATTLE with the MAN OF STEEL for over 2 HOURS of quality MOVIE-MAKING!?!
Residents in small rural counties across California have been struggling for years to get clean water to drink, but none of that seems to matter to Jake Farmer, who lives 1,500 miles in a different state.
Bakersville, CA – Through a series of unexpected events, John Wilkes Booth High School has found their new Principal in Jorge Rivera II.
CLARKE, AL – A case of the classic mix-up occurred in rural Alabama when the Barnum family noticed daughter Alice continually bolting upright in bed at 3 a.m., screaming hysterically and intermittently reciting incantations in an unidentifiable tongue.
SACRAMENTO, CA — Lead sociologists at the University of Sacramento have uncovered disturbing evidence in the ongoing battle against status quo.